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Has anyone heard about this book called “The Rules” that a couple of women wrote? I haven’t read it, so I can’t really comment with any kind of certainty as to its content.
But I will say that as a man, I’m definitely not alone. No man reads that stupid shit. See, I have major problems [...]

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I hate pretty girls.
I don’t hate pretty girls, but I hate that a large majority of pretty girls that I run into seem to look at me as thought I’m constantly trying to have sex with them. It’s more like 70% of the time now. I mean, how the fuck do people meet [...]

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Man, I’m freaked out.  I feel absolutely no drive to better my situation right now.  I’ve felt like a shell of a man this last week.  I’m supposed to be writing blogs that help people out and cheer them up, and… nothing.  I’m scared.  But you know what, Go Fuck Yourself!
I know, who cares about [...]

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Hello. I just had a really busy week. I had 5 gigs in 4 days. I know you don’t really want to know about my life, or rather, you probably don’t, but I don’t really give a fuck.
We played My niece’s 4rth birthday on Saturday afternoon. It was so much fun. [...]

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I’m kinda pissed right now.  Fuck the system.  There’s a song by System Of A Down that bears that name.  I just feel that we’re trying as a whole to get people to agree with the ideals of a very small group of people that think a certain way, and it’s just not right.  There [...]

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Who am I? I’m the man, that’s who. I’m a musician for hire. I have bands for hire. I have songs for hire. I am awesome.
Mr. Pauley
P.S. For Some reason, this particular blog has been getting some comments.  Apparently, it has created quite a stir.  Read more.

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