http://mrpauley.com Mr. Pauley Thu, 20 Aug 2009 08:55:46 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Once upon a time there was an angry kid. It was me. I was angry that I was fat, that girls didn't like me, that I had to move to a new city and leave my friends...oh wait, that shit all just happened. I'm angry because I'm fat, girls don't ... http://mrpauley.com/?p=9 Has anyone heard about this book called "The Rules" that a couple of women wrote? I haven't read it, so I can't really comment with any kind of certainty as to its content. But I will say that as a man, I'm definitely not alone. No man reads that stupid shit. ... http://mrpauley.com/?p=8 I hate pretty girls. I don’t hate pretty girls, but I hate that a large majority of pretty girls that I run into seem to look at me as thought I’m constantly trying to have sex with them. It’s more like 70% of the time now. I mean, how ... http://mrpauley.com/?p=7 Ok, this is not a big deal, but what is the fucking deal with faking orgasms? Orgasms are great. I'm a guy. And for a long time there has been a permeating notion regarding men and women and sex. Things such as penis size, and a man's ability ... http://mrpauley.com/?p=6 Man, I'm freaked out.  I feel absolutely no drive to better my situation right now.  I've felt like a shell of a man this last week.  I'm supposed to be writing blogs that help people out and cheer them up, and... nothing.  I'm scared.  But you know what, Go Fuck ... http://mrpauley.com/?p=5 Hello. I just had a really busy week. I had 5 gigs in 4 days. I know you don't really want to know about my life, or rather, you probably don't, but I don't really give a fuck. We played My niece's 4rth birthday on Saturday afternoon. ... http://mrpauley.com/?p=4 I'm kinda pissed right now.  Fuck the system.  There's a song by System Of A Down that bears that name.  I just feel that we're trying as a whole to get people to agree with the ideals of a very small group of people that think a certain way, and ... http://mrpauley.com/?p=3 Who am I? I'm the man, that's who. I'm a musician for hire. I have bands for hire. I have songs for hire. I am awesome. Mr. Pauley P.S. For Some reason, this particular blog has been getting some comments.  Apparently, it has created quite a stir.  ... http://mrpauley.com/?p=1