Faking It? The Jokes on You.

Posted April 9th, 2008 by Mr. Pauley

Ok, this is not a big deal, but what is the fucking deal with faking orgasms? Orgasms are great.

I’m a guy. And for a long time there has been a permeating notion regarding men and women and sex. Things such as penis size, and a man’s ability to please a woman seem to have long been accepted as comical commentary and worthy of frequent discussion. And I’m here to say: Huh?

Are you fucking serious?

My penis is a nice size, by the way, but be that as it may, why is totally on me to make a woman have an orgasm? As long as I don’t finish too quick, then we should be able to figure this out, right? I mean, I’ve made woman have orgasms. I know because I had a good enough relationship at the time to believe her when she told me. And that’s really what it’s about.

I mean, you faking an orgasm makes you an actress. A good enough actress to do porn. And you faking an orgasm is basically the same as you acting in a porn movie for the guy you’re fucking. I like when women come. It’s sexy. But don’t pretend to do it for me. If you don’t care, tell me that, and we’ll still have fun. If you don’t feel comfortable, tell me, and we’ll try to make things more comfortable.

And if I finish too quick because it’s been 9 months since I had sex, then I’m sorry, and let’s do it again after a short nap.

It’s really about communication. Even if we’ve known each other but a couple hours, let’s talk, and figure it out. Communication could help solve a lot of disagreements in the world, from relationships to government relations.

And you get to come.

Fuck Yeah,

Mr. Pauley


3 Responses to: “Faking It? The Jokes on You.”

  1. Lin-Lin responds:
    Posted: January 19th, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    Ah typical men,You will never really understand a woman’s mind perhaps you will never really understand women in general. Let me lay it out for you here, the reason why some women fake it is because we dont want the man to feel less of a man. now,for example im pretty sure that 20 or 25 (or less)percent of the women you have had sex with has maybe faked it. you really cant tell from a man’s perspective, were only trying to make you feel good. so next time you should maybe talk to a woman about this and why they do it. I mean im only one and this is MY opinion and knowledge about this or reaserch the cosmo magazines…Me a feminist? dont be silly.

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