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Mr. Pauley

I hate pretty girls.

I don’t hate pretty girls, but I hate that a large majority of pretty girls that I run into seem to look at me as thought I’m constantly trying to have sex with them. It’s more like 70% of the time now. I mean, how the fuck do people meet anymore? If I introduce myself to a pretty girl , they look at me like, “Oh, I’m onto you.” I know what you want. Congratulations. You’ve figured out that men like to have sex with women they find attractive. I’ll email the people in charge of giving out the Nobel peace prize.

Whatever. I’m sure that it’s a total pain in the ass to be a woman. Every woman that’s attractive in this world has had men trying to fuck them pretty much since they were 13, or had breasts, whatever was first. But what do want us to do?

We’re under a constant barrage of beautiful, half naked women in the media. It can be hard to feel comfortable being yourself in front of a girl you find attractive. We’re conditioned to look to women as sex objects, first and foremost. And it seems that pretty girls often end up being uninteresting people because they’ve always had plenty of attention.

I know this is old news. And I know I’m not the spokesman for men everywhere. But I’m not a total freak, and I know other men think about this as well. So what do you suggest? I’m single, and of course I’m interested in meeting girls. And I’m not unattractive. And I don’t think I have unreasonable standards of beauty…

So if you’ve read this and want to lay into me because of what an uninformed, shallow, bitter, shell of a man I am, let’s do one of two things:

1. I stay at home and what CSI reruns while you go fuck yourself.
2. Let’s go to a Dodger game and see if we can have a conversation longer than 5 minutes.

Hell, I’m surprised people read this thing.

Lots O’ Love,

Mr. Pauley

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